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I finally teed it up at Aitch Heath and the weather really turned sour. I didn't even know they had tornadoes over there.
BTW, I did manage to finish the round just as the clubhouse blew away.

I just got back home from two glorious weeks of golf, shrimp, crab cakes and sea breezes in Myrtle Beach. Unfortunately, I didn't bring my "A" game.

I didn't get my first birdie until my last day. I had no (r)egrets, however. hehe.




I learned not to make a tee time at high tide.



Perhaps I should have taken a drop!



I hate hikers who just stroll onto a course like they own it.

Linkster prozacforever, who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder, underwent
surgery three days ago to have his computer chair removed from his butt. Seems he went
on a marathon jag and played 347 of the APCD courses on his hard drive in three days
with no rebooting or sleep. When he finally decided to put away the clubs, he couldn't
get up because the chair had fused to his glutes. The surgery was successful and the doctor's report he will be ready to tee it up in every tournament, both 2001 and 2003, over at Linkstour in a couple days. He is back in the hospital today, however, to have his wife's foot surgically removed from his butt.
"If he keeps clickin', I'll keep kickin'," grumbled Mrs. prozacforever.
Hey, prozacforever, we have a good medical insurance policy for you......you are going
to need it.....hehe.

I am still truly freaked out. Everything you read in this post is as it actually happened.

I was scheduled for a match play round with Mike Reichard over at SSGA. He had been as hot as hell, so I placed a virtual voodoo curse on him. I uploaded the picture seen on the right to the SSGA forum and announced to Mike that he had been duly cursed. Later that same day, Mike posted the following message.

"I had my clicking hand slammed in a car door today."

Then the next day Mike posted,

"Well the Larry Shles Hex has a great deal of power. My hand was hurting and swollen this morning, so I went to the Doctor. Broken Knuckle!"

Doodoodoodoo................

Recently proclickwuss over at The Zone wrote me and asked:

Dear Larry,
My mates over at the Zone have begun to ridicule me and call me a wuss because I haven't moved up to Champ. If I do, I will need a mouse that really allows me to nail my snap. I'm leaving for the store now to buy a new mouse. Can you show me the mouse you use in Champ mode so I can look for it?
Thanks in advance,
proclickwuss@The Zone

I answered:

Dear proclickwuss,
Posted here is a picture of the mouse I use in Champ mode. Hope it helps. Keep Clicking..

Larry "Snapless in St. Louis" Shles